I'm A Brave Little Border Terrier

I'm a brave little Border Terrier,

I've killed socks, sqweeks and shoes,

I've chased off sqwizzels and wabbitz

And everyfing else dat moves! 

I've barked away dem monsters

Dat sumtimes comes at nite,

Protecting my hooman lady

Before we snuggle up tite!

Wen dragons dus hide in de bushes,

I pownce wiv my four paws,

I never dus takes non nonsense

Cos dat is de Terrier law!

But ders two fings dat dus scare me

And dey is de scariest fings;

Big buzzy flies and wasps,

Dat dus want to do big stings!

Dem wasps dus hold me hostidge,

Wen I tries to run away,

Dey dus do der chasing me,

And corse a big affray!

But brave boy I dus be,

I run to my hoomans aid,

And cuddles up on her knee,

Cos she is also afraid!

(I dussent likes big buzzy flies and wasps! Dey is very horrible and scary)

Sonnet Number 2 (Sitting on de Porch)

We dus all takes our guidance from Marley,

And our direkshuns from Sir Clapton too,

And although we dus never gets snarly,

If yoo dus upsets us we will gets yoo!

Wen we is togevver we dus stay strong,

And togevver we will always be stood,

Cos de BT Posse is never rong,

We is de best bruvva and sisterhud.

For us der is a very speshul place

Where Marley and Clapton tell us to go,

And at der command we dus all make haste

If a fur is in need wot we dus know.

And come rain or shine wiv love as a torch

Yoo will find us sitting on our pals porch! 

(Dis is for all Border Terriers and furpals but was ritten wiv Rohan in my hart cos he was hurted today by a big mean nasty dog and we is all sad bowt dat and hopes his wounds heal very very soon like now really).